- I will visit Facebook at least once a day.
- I will complete at least the two displayed suggestions on the homepage every time I visit.
- I will “go literal” with the suggestions and “make Facebook better” for my friends.
- I will not tell anyone that my actions were based on Facebook’s suggestions.
- I will put complete faith in Facebook’s Plan. No matter how questionable its suggestions are, I will remember that Facebook knows a lot more about me and my social circle than I do.
This is gonna be intense.